You are herbey invited to join a very exclusive club where there are no restrictions on membership and where it is open to all and where all members are equal and it is entirely FREE.
It matters not if you are a Pauper or President, or the King and Queen of a great nation; in this club all are equal.
We are all equal in the respect that we have only one common desire and that is to spread an epidemic of proportions that the world has never before witnessed. An epidemic, so great, that it is almost impossible to imagine. One that we all need and one that we must have.
It can be done and you will play an important part in making sure that it does.
As a member you are expected and indeed you will, uphold the standards of membership, all of which appear in you membership affirmation below.
To be a member takes so little effort and yet can bring so much pleasure.
From now on you are entitled to tell the whole world that you are an equal and participating member of SMILE and that you invite everyone to join you and become fellow and equal members.
As a member of SMILE, which you are now, having come this far, and from which there is NO turning back, you will, at all times, uphold the terms, rules and conditions of your membership as outlined below.
You have already caught the infection and can not rid yourself of it, unless there is something peculiar about your personality, for which you have the deepest sympathy from all the existing membership, you will, from now on, willingly, participate in the spreading and maintaining of 'your' epidemic.
SMILING. I swear to uphold and to accept that:
Smiling is infectious,
You catch it like the FLU.
When someone smiled at me today,
I started smiling TOO.
I passed around a corner,
And someone saw my GRIN.
When he smiled, I realised,
I had passed it on to HIM.
I thought about the smile
And realised its true WORTH.
A single smile like mine
Could travel round the EARTH.
So if you feel a smile begin
Don't leave it UNDETECTED.
Start an epidemic quick
And get the world INFECTED.
With gratitude and acknowledgement to an unknown author.
Before your present SMILE temporarily fades, send us an e-mail claiming your membership and declaring your loyalty and proposal to spread our epidemic. Let us record just how far and wide we can all spread the SMILE and your e-mail is just one import way of keeping track of it.
All you need to do is enter 'SMILE' in the SUBJECT BOX and leave the TEXT SECTION EMPTY and we will, from that, assume the rest.
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